July 2012
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dinotrash:
pinkspotlight:
what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”
the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into...
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
I make art? If anyone cares? →
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“I was satisfied with haiku until I met you,
but now I want a Russian novel,
a...”
– Dean Young (via forestmilk)
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clavicola:
Fill me.
It is so sad to feel like you’ve been drained of your yolk, hung upside down by your ankles with a hole poked in your chest while a man with blue, maybe gray, maybe the land in his eyes
Smiles at you as every color that you bleed seeps into the floorboards, seeps through the apartment floors through the air vents and underneath the eggshell carpet,
While the...
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hallelujah:
but sike who else has a girl that would fly out and surprise them on their birthday? but when you call her all upset about plans falling through for it, she caves and tells you she’ll be there friday? a constant reaffirmation of saying fuck the miles.
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sleepingtigers asked: i love u bby
notmikeyy asked: if what my cocoa qt just told me is true, you are forever a goddess okay
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